Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.