Taylor Swift is so right about you.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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