Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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