i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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