every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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