Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
So here I am, sexting at work.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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