my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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