Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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