I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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