i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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