It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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