Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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