are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
