So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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