There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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