Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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