I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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