smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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