if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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