Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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