took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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