I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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