i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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