whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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