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I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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