Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Randomize