like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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