Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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