Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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