.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
No I am not eating basil off your cock
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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