yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
COCAINE IS GR8
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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