Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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