ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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