You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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