are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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