he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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