we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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