i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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