Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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