Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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