i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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