i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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