My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
your thong is hanging out like whoa
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
