The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
