i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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