No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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