4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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