grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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