We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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