After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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