After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We had sex on a dog bed..
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Text me some of your sweat
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