i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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