how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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