can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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