I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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