my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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