why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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