I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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