bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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