I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
they need to just BURY HIM!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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